dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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