I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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