are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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