the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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