I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
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