Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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