just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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