Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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