If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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