Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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