the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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