What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Randomize
