Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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