i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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