Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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