how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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