She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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