ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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