I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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