It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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