Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I party with great urgency now.
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