Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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