Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She is in my trunk
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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