The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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