No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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