Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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