? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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