Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I deserve this hangover.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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