Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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