I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
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