if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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