butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
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