Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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