Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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