Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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