Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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