So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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