I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
There's even glitter on my cock...
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