you turned your livingroom into a bong?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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