so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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