I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Just invented taco cereal.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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