I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
that's an acceptable place to lick
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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