Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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