Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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