Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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