Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
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