So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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