Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dignity is for republicans.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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