are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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