You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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