I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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