i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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