i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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