Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
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