Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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