I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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