awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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