Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
