If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just want nice things and good sex
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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