We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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